2024 bump, eh?
I'm too lazy to take 30 brass instruments out of their cases and pose them for group photos, but I've already taken pictures of all of them individually so here's a very low-effort collage of the current stable instead.
Row 1 L-R: 1973 King 3B, 1972 King 3BF, 1990s King 607, 1961 King 1480, unmarked German trombone, 2023 Y-Fort YSL-763L, 1963 Conn 72H with Yamaha rotors, 1939 B&H Artist's Perfected G bass (small bore)
Row 2 L-R: Schiller compensating euphonium, Jinbao JBBR-1240 British baritone, Blessing M-300 Artist marching baritone, 1984 King 1130 flugabone, Lidl rotary bass trumpet
Row 3 L-R: 1969 Conn 16E mellophonium, Holton M602 mellophonium, King 1120 marching mellophone, late-1970s Getzen 383 frumpet, late-1970s Yamaha YTR-737 Bb trumpet
Row 4 L-R: King Eroica double horn, Holton MH-101 Bb marching horn, Holton LT-101 Bb trumpet, Selman 17001 C trumpet, Mendini MPT-N pocket trumpet
Row 5 L-R: Hampson Horns/Jackalope Brassworks corno da tirarsi (slide horn) in Bb/A/Ab/G, early-1990s Kanstul low alto bugle in G (one of only 6 in the world!), Elkhart (Couesnon) F/Eb alto flugelhorn, pre-WWI Couesnon flugelhorn
Row 6 L-R: 1918 Conn 6E mellophone (Eb), 1925 Buescher 25 mellophone (F/Eb/D/C)
The Buescher mellophone already has a buyer, while the Conn 6E and Holton LT-101 have been for sale for months now. Everything else is here to stay, at least for the time being. Believe it or not, I get paid to play most of these, and the ones I don't are worth very little and still get use in my multitracks.
On the to-do list: tuba, contrabass trombone, alto trombone, alto horn, better C trumpet, Wagner tuba, large-bore British cornet, small-throat double horn, and a bunch of mods and custom jobs. The fun never ends!